Endangered species my arse….
You know you sometimes get woken up from the warm arms of sleep by a random noise, spend a few seconds going “what the living feathery fook was that?”…….well i now seem to find that it is a feathery fook pecking the door to ask for a fuss at 7.30am! I think i might start to chase him with a packet of paxo……that bird gets more and more endangered every sodding day.
Its bloody windy up here at the moment (and no i dont mean me….), force 9 the other day, so i spent the night on the sofa….which is ok, as i cant hear the goose from there hehe.
Our commercial ewes have started to lamb, the phrase “fook me, this one is the size of a rat” was used and lo and behold, 500g of prime lamb basted in snot and afterbirth came into being - when you take into account that some of the Suffolks are 5kg birth weight you get the idea, looks like someone washed it on the wrong cycle and it shrank. 10/10 on the cuteness scale though.