Baaaaa
Ok, so sheep were off doing something else when the brains were handed out. Possibly eating, or looking for something to eat, jump on, pull to bits or thinking up new and exciting ways to die. They really are the only animal that enters the world considering how it intends to leave it. They are fine for days, muddling along and then simply turn four feet skywards in the space of 10 minutes. *sigh*
I also have a stalker. His name is Bruce, he is from Oz and is rather confused, considering he is actually a Goose. We think he thinks he is a person, or at least not a goose anyway. Nothing can be done without being joined by a grey feathery shadow (complete with red legs and black feet) and he bullies hell out of the cats, dogs, posties and generally anyone who shows any sort of fear of him. If you are in the house he will walk around till he finds where you are and honk outside the window.